Flirt sms; 142 messages
'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy
husb:ye kya hy?
Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi.
Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai?
Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'
451 chars (3 sms)
Ist Hour:Sorry
2nd Hour:Sorry Plz
3rd Hour:Just Talk 2 Me Once Dear
4th Hour:Plz Listen Jan
…5th Hour:Plz Itna Naraz Maat Ho
6th Hour:Im Sorry I Will Die Agar Tumne Baat Nahi Ki.
7th Hour:Huh !!!! Dnt Talk To Me Again :@
Girl:Sorry DEAR I Was Out Of Credit =P
Boy:Ooh..Its Ok LOVE U Jan =D''
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Mehrbaan kadardaan dekho
mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega
or msg forward karega
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Rangeen ho tum rangon se bhi ziada,
Smart ho tum sub doston may ziada.
Agar aisa tum sochtay ho to,
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STUPID ho tum had se ziada.
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Faraz k ghar ma hai 1 chota sa titar..
Wa wa wa...
Faraz k ghar ma hai 1 chota sa titar.
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Bari gal kiti a la lo chiter ...$;-)
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Us ki judai mein itna kamzor ho gaya hoon
Faraz
K ab to chilli milli bhi khaon to pait bhar jata hai :-(
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Kaash chahnay walay hamesha chahnay walay hi rehtay Fraaz....
Par log aksar badal jatay hain Mohabat ho janay k baad...
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Kaash ke un ko Aaye khayaal Humari is bezaar Halat ka
'Faraz'
Woh log jo apna bana ke Bekhaber se Rehte hain...
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Nahin woh shakhs muqadar main phir bhi us sy millty hain "faraz"
bara pur'lutf lagta hai muqadar ko saza daina.
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Ye keh kar woh humari puri 7UP pi gaya Faraz...
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Tu meri aadhuri piyas piyas
Tu a gai mann ko raas raas...
146 chars (1 sms)
Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry,
flirting is still free
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Barsat ki rat
1 bhigi ladki
Bhiga Badan
Bhige hont
Bhigi julfe
Us se nazre mili
milte hi dil ne kaha
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kal ise 100% sardi jukam hoga.
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A dimple is a sign of pretty face!
a Smile is a sign of joy!
a hug is a sign of love!
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A friend like me in Yr life,
well
thats a sign of ur damn Gud taste:)
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Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass
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Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
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